Right, so I have been wanting to watch this movie for literally years.
I mean, I was thirteen when the movie first came out in theatres and all the grups were talking about this forever and EVER and there were even a couple of teens who even snuck into the film by putting on salaryman uniforms and carrying briefcases whilst slouching and looking troubled, you know, basically trying to look old and responsible and many years older than 21 years of age.
But when I turned 21 and wanted to watch this film, NOBODY wanted to see it with me. It was all ‘Yes yes yes you should totally watch Schindler’s List it’s a very good film’ but also ‘No no no I can’t watch with you I just can’t watch again it’s too horrible’.
Finally, The Barn Owl decides that he will watch the movie with me so it was quick get hold of a copy of the movie from anywhere before he changes his mind!
As far as holocaust films go, this one is particularly interesting, especially since the main characters, Oskar Schindler and Amon Goeth, are both members of the Nazi party – and you see the similarities and differences between them. The horrors of the the holocaust are plainly depicted – elderly men and women made to run naked in the mud so that the sick and ill can be weeded out, the randomness of executions, SS soldiers going insane from the atrocities they are committing…and there’s also the little girl in the red coat, whose brief and tragic story is only hinted at. Ralph Fiennes is chilling as Amon Goeth. He’s always good at playing bad guys. He makes you actually feel a little bit sorry for the demonic Amon Goeth because that guy is just so unhinged and he just loathes himself for his attraction to his Jewish maidservant.
And for course, there’s Liam Neeson.
Debs G Recommends: Watch this film together with “Life Is Beautiful” for a full evening’s emotional holocaust.
P.S. Get Schindler’s List here
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A British aristocrat, Lady Sarah, inherits a cattle ranch and unwillingly engages the help of an Australian cattle drover (cunningly named ‘Drover’) to protect her property.
Usual love story ensues.
This takes place around WW2 and is cleverly interwoven with the mystical story of Nullah, a half aboriginal boy who is trying with some success to avoid being separated from his tribe and sent to Mission Island to join the rest of the ‘Stolen Generation’.
This film is beautifully rendered with the usual breathtaking cinematography that is associated with Baz Luhrmann. There are plentiful scenes of Hugh Jackman doing all sorts of sexy things in slow motion (walking, riding, getting doused in water/dust/mud, gazing thoughtfully into the horizon etc etc).
In comparison, there are precious few beauty shots of Nicole Kidman, though. Very few closeups. She may be over 40 in this film but she is still gorgeous and it would been nice to see her beauty celebrated just a teensy weensy bit, Mr Luhrmann!
Debs G recommends: Watch this movie with Moulin Rouge! for more beauty shots of Nicole Kidman to balance out your Baz Luhrmann evening!
P.S. Get Australia here
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I must admit that I was very reluctant to watch this musical, simply because the title sounds vapid (Hairspray? Really?) and because I am utterly resistant to the charms of Zac Efron.
However, John Travolta, James Marsden AND Christopher Walken in a musical together? DANCING?
THIS IS MOVIE GOLD!
And yes, Movie Gold it is indeed. Apart from the catchy tunes and snazzy dance numbers and the fact that John Travolta looks fetching in a dress, the storyline is both relevant and uplifting.
(And…Christopher Walken totally rocks.)
During my first pregnancy, I was rather sickly, so The Barn Owl, in an ill-conceived attempt to alleviate my symptoms, borrowed High School Musical from the local video library. Needless to say, I spent most of that day staring down the U-bend.
P.S. Get Hairspray (2007) here
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Joseph: King of Dreams certainly is a movie. It sure is animated. I could definitely see all the drawings and hear all the voice acting. Also, it had music and songs in it.
I am writing this review to remind myself that I have watched this movie, because it was so unremarkable that I’d actually forgotten that I’d already watched it last year.
The problem with this movie is that it is not Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat by Andrew Lloyd Webber, which is so bad that it actually swings right around to good again and continues on to become absolutely fabulous.
This movie is not that. It is not bad, but it is not good. It just is a movie.
You should watch Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat instead. I hear that Elton John is going to make it into an animated movie soon.
P.S. Find Joseph: King of Dreams here.
What? I said it was a fabulous show.
In one corner we have, Hanna, a 16 year old assassin, hidden away and trained by The Incredible Hulk in the frozen Finnish wilderness! She is erudite! She is dangerous! She is blonde and her eyes are very blue! She fits into very small spaces!
AAAAAAAAnd…in the other corner we have, ruthless CIA operative Marissa Wiegler! She has a gun and a whole army of goons in flak jackets as well as a fabulous german sociopath and his skinhead sidekicks!
This film starts out with some breathtaking action sequences (the escape from Camp G is particularly fun to watch) and introduces some fascinating characters. Joe Wright does an awesome job keeping the plot moving whilst keeping you intrigued.
Debs G recommends: Watch this movie with Joss Whedon’s Serenity for an evening of badass teen girls beating up a whole bunch of dudes.
P.S. Find Hanna here.
This is a found footage superhero film so of course EVERYTHING IN IT MUST TRUE, RIGHT?
A trio high school boys (one of whom has an obsession with videorecording everything he does, hence, the movie title Chronicle) find a weird glowing thing in the ground, and BAM! They get awesome telekinetic powers!
And what do they do with their new found powers?
They do not use their powers for good, but for AWESOME!
Movie starts out a little bit ordinary and slow, but soon turns into a badass film that mixes the usual superhero origin story with a drama about a emotionally disturbed teenager.
Brilliant, and of course, it’s found footage right? EVERYTHING IN IT MUST BE TRUE, RIGHT?
P.S. Find Chronicle here
Did anybody see the trailer for this movie?
Because if you did, and you thought that it looked like a LAME ASS TRANSFORMERS RIPOFF, then you should TOTALLY SEE THIS FILM because the trailer SUCKS but the movie is TOTALLY AWESOME! Whoever made the trailer should be drawn and quartered because the trailer does nothing to show you how much YOU SHOULD SEE THIS FILM!
It’s a classic underdog fighter film but with bigass robots wailing on each other with no mercy dammit!
Robots aside, the human actors in it are real and believable and you actually give a care about their relationships with each other (unlike some other robot movies I shall not name here).
WE LOVE YOU HUGH JACKMAN!
So in summary…
ROBOTS – check.
AWESOME VISUAL EFFECTS – check.
HUGH JACKMAN – check.
CHEESY HAPPY ENDING – double check CHECK!
This movie is FULL METAL ROCKY! BRING IT ON!
P.S. Get Real Steel here