Debs G: So, is The Boobook just not up on his Bible knowledge or something?
A Becky Lee: No, he has read Revelations.
Debs G: Then why was he so confused when we were talking the other day?
A Becky Lee: Because he couldn’t tell if you were being serious about the whole “iPhones are the mark of the Beast” thing that you were blathering on about.
Debs G: But I was joking! How could he not know I was joking?!
A Becky Lee: Because The Boobook used to work in retail and every day, there would be people who would visit his shop who honestly believed that iPhones are a sinister government plot to read minds, or are unholy, or something. These people can be quite violent. Believe me, I had people like that visit the shop where I worked too. Don’t you remember the woman who threw the PSP at my head? So, yeah, he wasn’t sure if you were joking or not.
Debs G: Well, you need to brief him on our family so that he knows how to deal with our silly discussions.
A Becky Lee: OK. I’ll tell The Boobook about this so that the next time we get into this sort of conversation, he’ll know that you’re just being a madwoman.